Jeff 

Master of None
 

Welcome...

 

You've reached the website of humor columnist Jeff Brown.  Although he likes to consider himself a "Jack of all Trades," his efforts at work, car repairs, home improvement projects, relationships with his pets, and body building, (he has a Weider 5000) always seem to prove him to be, well...not so much.

Read Jeff's column "Master of None" here every other week or so.  Most of the website is set up as a blog, so feel free to click on a story title and make a comment when you  feel the urge.  (He wants to at least create the illusion that lot's of people come here.) 


But, if you do, just remember what Tom Hanks' mom used to say, "If you can't be nice, you're as dumb as a box of chocolates."

 

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Jeff is a member of the National Society of

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Ramblings

by

Jeff Orvis

 

http://iowarambings.blogspot.com/

 

For nearly 35 years, I have periodically jotted down my thoughts on a variety of subjects. I soon decided "Ramblings" might be an appropriate title, since you might read about sports one week, politics another and maybe some personal experiences another week. The old saying "Opinion on many things, expert on none" would describe my writing. Those of you who have attempted to write opinion pieces know that it can often be therapeutic and if someone says they like what you wrote, it's a bonus. I hope you enjoy reading my posts and I pledge to write more often. In the meantime, I strongly endorse the work of Jeff Brown and his "Master of None" column. He has a real gift for finding the humor in the most routine happenings of everyday life. Check it out!

 

 

 
Life Lines
 
"I became a nurse, then a wife, then a mother of 4.  Somehow I lived to tell about it." 
-Jennifer Graham
 
 
 
 
 

Lighten Up!

by

Dawn Weber

 

National Society of Newspaper Columnists Winner, Humor under 50,000 circ., third place. Mother of two (that I know of). Wife of one (I think). Perpetual hurrier. Hoping to achieve my dreams: Thinner thighs. A nap. Maybe a solo trip to Walmart.

 

http://lightenupweber.blogspot.com/

 

 

 

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