Welcome...

You've reached the website of humor columnist Jeff Brown.  Although he likes to consider himself a "Jack of all Trades," his efforts at work, car repairs, home improvement projects, relationships with his pets, and body building, (he has a Weider 5000) always seem to prove him to be, well...not so much.

Read Jeff's column "Master of None" here every other week or so.  Most of the website is set up as a blog, so feel free to click on a story title and make a comment when you  feel the urge.  (He wants to at least create the illusion that lot's of people come here.) 

But, if you do, just remember what Tom Hanks' mom used to say, "If you can't be nice, you're as dumb as a box of chocolates."